7-Eleven’s New Drink Announcement Proves Nu-Metal Has Taken Over

7-Eleven simply introduced a drink that proves nu-metal has taken over — scorching dog-flavored seltzer.

Did we’d like this? No. Is it actual? Sure, apparently.

Nearly each fashionable food and drinks model has launched some kind of seltzer during the last couple of years ever because the exhausting seltzer craze began with White Claw in 2019.

Widespread alcohol manufacturers similar to Bud Gentle, Corona and Smirnoff ultimately jumped on the development, however even non-alcoholic manufacturers like Stewarts and Merely Lemonade put out their very own traces of spiked drinks.

However this is not even a tough seltzer — it is simply scorching dog-flavored sparking water. What does Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst suppose? Hopefully they put out some chocolate starfish snacks to go together with it.

7-Eleven Proclaims Collaboration With Miracle Seltzer

7-Eleven introduced a collaboration with Miracle Seltzer right this moment (March 27), in accordance with a report on their web site. The gathering contains 4 flavors — Lemon Lime, Inexperienced Apple, Candy Orange and the Huge Chew Scorching Canine. They will be accessible in 16-ounce cans.

“Whereas crafting flavors like Lemon Lime and Candy Orange got here extra simply, our journey took an surprising flip with the creation of Huge Chew Scorching Canine Glowing Water – a daring taste that pushes the boundaries of taste innovation,” Marissa Jarratt, 7-Eleven, Inc. Govt Vice President, Chief Advertising & Sustainability Officer stated.

“7-Eleven is continually in pursuit of revolutionary, distinctive experiences for our clients, and the 7-Choose x Miracle Seltzer lineup is bound to please even essentially the most adventurous of palates. We’re excited for purchasers to embark on this taste journey and expertise their favourite snack in an entire new kind.”

When Does the Scorching Canine Seltzer Hit Shops?

The report states that extra particulars concerning the seltzer will come out on April 1. At this level, we’re invested and hope it is not simply an April Idiot’s joke.

The Lemon Lime, Inexperienced Apple and Candy Orange are in shops now, although. Yow will discover them at choose 7-Eleven shops.

A Texas Brewery As soon as Provided a Scorching Canine-Flavored Arduous Seltzer

Although the 7-Eleven refreshment is simply glowing water, an alcoholic model of scorching dog-flavored seltzer does exist — or did, no less than. In 2022, Martin Home Brewing Firm, primarily based in Fort Value, Texas introduced a 5.2 p.c ABV exhausting seltzer that was made with water they really used to boil scorching canine.

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The drink was named “Bun Size,” and was featured as a part of their Superior Sauce exhausting seltzer assortment that they debuted at a celebratory scorching canine occasion dubbed Glizzy Fest.

It seems the seltzer was nonetheless accessible as of Might 2023, with somebody giving the drink a merely 1.5-star score on Untappd round that point.

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