We cowl numerous information right here at PC Gamer, working the gamut from new recreation bulletins and trailers to reviews on layoffs, crime, NFTs, office misconduct, and the most recent and biggest in {hardware} improvement. It is lots, and we have now lots of people studying, in order 2023 attracts to a detailed we thought it might be enjoyable to look again on our greatest—that’s, most-read—information tales of the 12 months.
It is fairly a combination, and notably quite a lot of our greatest tales are about gaming slightly than video games: Males mendacity about what they did in The Sims (presumably to protect a veneer of machismo), or the dangers of getting tattoos in Baldur’s Gate 3 with out being fluent in Barazhad. Our greatest information story of the 12 months is not actually about video games in any respect, however slightly the looming finish of humanity, in order that’s enjoyable.
So with 2023 rapidly winding down, let’s take a second to forged our eyes again on the 12 months that was:
20. That point Invoice Gates bought so obsessive about Minesweeper excessive scores that Microsoft employees needed to conjure up one he could not beat
What do you do when the boss has vital issues to be doing however he is screwing all his time in on a videogame? It is definitely not one thing I’ve ever skilled, I say with pointed emphasis for the good thing about nobody specifically, however the people at Microsoft did when Invoice Gates bought hooked on Minecraft. In order that they did what all good workers do when their boss must be pulled out of a self-inflicted spiral: They faked him out.
19. The creator of Fallout 4’s finest settlement mod says Starfield’s outpost system ‘principally makes the individuals meaningless’
Identical to settlements in Fallout 4, Starfield gamers can create their very own outposts, and the methods for doing so are dramatically improved over the latest Fallout recreation. However the outposts themselves? Not a lot, in keeping with King Gath, the creator of the Sim Settlements mods for Fallout 4.
“You possibly can automate your complete system and the Crew’s solely perform seems to be rising manufacturing,” stated King Gath. “Their wants are irrelevant, they are not required for the equipment to function, so in that method it feels disconnected from what makes Bethesda video games nice.”
18. The Witcher producer blames People and impatient younger individuals for the Netflix present’s simplified plot
“When a collection is made for an enormous mass of viewers, with totally different experiences, from totally different elements of the world, and a big a part of them are People, these simplifications not solely make sense, they’re essential. It’s painful for us, and for me too, however the greater degree of nuance and complexity can have a smaller vary, it will not attain individuals.”
17. Bethesda says most of Starfield’s 1000+ planets are uninteresting on function as a result of ‘when the astronauts went to the moon, there was nothing there’ however ‘they definitely weren’t bored’
Bethesda wished to strike a stability in Starfield’s recreation of the vastness of area between maintaining issues fascinating and guaranteeing gamers “really feel small,” as managing director Ashley Cheng put it. Whether or not Bethesda achieved that aim remains to be a matter of debate, however some say the sport went too far within the fallacious path, and that Starfield itself is what ended up feeling small.
16. Man steals Pokémon playing cards on the job in ‘largest’ theft the sport has ever seen, tries to promote his haul, however the regulation is tremendous efficient
“What’d I let you know? Do not buy something,” Robert DeNiro yelled at one in every of his high-living companions in a tense scene in Goodfellas. The hapless thief behind one of many greatest thefts in Pokémon historical past has apparently by no means seen the movie, although, as a result of his clumsy try and unload his haul unexpectedly triggered fast curiosity at The Pokémon Firm, adopted rapidly by related regulation enforcement businesses.
15. The Elden Ring participant who fought its hardest boss time and again till an growth announcement is hanging up his sword: ‘I had been doing it so lengthy’
As soon as every week, for 62 weeks, devoted Elden Ring participant JPNB went toe-to-toe with Malenia utilizing a distinct character construct each time. When the Shadow of the Erdtree growth was lastly introduced earlier this 12 months, their ordeal was over. However whereas the burden was ended, the second was not completely joyous: “I felt a large sigh of reduction over my physique, but additionally a bittersweet feeling as a result of I had been doing it so lengthy.”
14. Skullgirls bombarded by unfavourable Steam critiques after devs alter outdated paintings they felt was in ‘poor style’
You may suppose that eradicating Nazi-style imagery and minor changes to deal with content material the developer “believed to be in poor style” can be met with plaudits and encouragement. Within the case of the decade-old preventing recreation Skullgirls, not completely.
13. Iran’s ‘quantum processor’ turned out to be a $600 dev board
The Imam Khomeini College of Marine Sciences and Applied sciences’ “first product of the quantum processing algorithm” turned out to be considerably much less spectacular than billed: It was actually a ZedBoard Zynq-7000 improvement SoC (system on a chip) and you’ll have one in every of your very personal for rather less than $600 plus transport.
12. Participant with 6,000 hours in Pink Lifeless On-line on Stadia will get a goodbye package deal from Rockstar
Google Stadia did not final lengthy, however it lasted lengthy sufficient for YouTuber and TikTok creator Color to pour 6,000 hours into Pink Lifeless On-line on the platform. When it was lastly time to say goodbye, Rockstar gave him a particular sendoff for his farewell stream: A package deal stuffed with Pink Lifeless loot. (Rockstar additionally saved the day for everybody by implementing an account switch system, enabling gamers to maneuver their RDO forex and expertise to different platforms.)
11. After 2 years away, dev realises nobody preferred his recreation and guarantees a free remaster to make up for it: ‘I hope it is going to go some strategy to rectify errors we have now made’
You do not see this sort of dedication fairly often: After a pair years of ignoring Gray Skies: A Warfare of the Worlds Story because of “crippling private points” as its Steam person score sank to “largely unfavourable,” lead developer Nathan Seedhouse returned, realized no person preferred the sport, and resolved to repair it. As of November 15, he was nonetheless engaged on it.
10. In case there was any doubt, Google’s privateness coverage now explicitly states that it is going to suck up all of your knowledge to coach its AI
In July, Google up to date its privateness coverage to permit it to “accumulate info that’s publicly accessible on-line or from different public sources to assist prepare Google’s AI fashions and construct merchandise and options like Google Translate, Bard, and Cloud AI capabilities.” OpenAI is already dealing with lawsuits over the best way it harvests knowledge to make use of for its ChatGPT LLM, and we questioned if this new coverage may open Google as much as the identical form of bother—however it additionally looks as if Google is blissful to embrace the outdated axiom that it is simpler to get forgiveness than permission.
9. US gov fires a warning shot at Nvidia: ‘We can’t let China get these chips… When you redesign a chip that allows them to do AI, I’ll management it the very subsequent day’
The US authorities is seemingly out of endurance with Nvidia’s behavior of circumventing export sanctions on nations like China by barely redesigning {hardware} completely for these markets: Talking on the Reagan Nationwide Protection Discussion board in December, US Commerce Secretary Gina Raimondo stated, “We can’t let China get these chips, interval,” after which extra ominously, “When you redesign a chip round a selected reduce line that allows them to do AI, I’ll management it the very subsequent day.”
8. Seems your abyssal tattoos in Baldur’s Gate 3 are the D&D equal of unintentionally getting ‘egg drop soup’ inscribed in Chinese language characters
How is Baldur’s Gate 3 just like the menu out of your favourite Chinese language restaurant? Getting tattoos primarily based on both might be a foul concept until you are absolutely fluent within the related language—in any other case you would find yourself with phrases like “brow,” “chin,” or “Larian Studios” scrawled throughout your mug. That is not an ideal look, right here or within the Forgotten Realms.
7. Previous Faculty Runescape participant goes on an emotional curler coaster after hackers strip his account of things price 4.8 billion in gold
Streamer Darth Microtransaction had a foul day in October when he found his maxed-out Previous Faculty Runescape account had been hacked, and every part he earned—which was just about every part within the recreation—had been taken. He dealt with it in addition to might be anticipated, with out screaming or smashing issues on stream, and I did not really feel dangerous about discovering amusement in his hang-dog admission that he may be overcommitted to OSRS as a result of the ending was blissful: Jagex restored his account.
6. Streamer units sail for the floor of Pluto in Starfield—and spends 7 hours to achieve a cursed orb she will be able to simply fly via
Eschewing the trendy miracle of quick journey, video games author and streamer Alanah Pearce spent seven hours flying to Pluto in real-time, and when she arrived she found it wasn’t actually there in any respect: The nearer she grew to the distant not-a-planet, the extra distorted and warped it regarded. Finally she flew immediately into it, after which out the opposite facet. It wasn’t terribly shocking—”area” in Starfield is absolutely only a huge skybox—and it was cool to verify these distant objects are actually reachable, besides I believe we had been all hoping for a extra spectacular finish to her lengthy journey into the void.
5. I performed that $2,000 Steam recreation, and its ridiculous worth might be for the perfect
Would you pay $2,000 to play a recreation on Steam? Effectively we did play it, and albeit it wasn’t that nice: The Hidden and Unknown begins with a Star Wars-style scroll describing an imbalance between masculine and female vitality that is turning Western males infertile because of testosterone depletion, adopted by a largely non-interactive visible novel a few child named Brian. Happily, the sport can also be designed to take lower than two hours to finish, so you will get your two massive again whenever you’re performed. Though that is not related: Shortly after The Hidden and Unknown was launched, the developer declared the “experiment” was over and eliminated it from sale.
4. Todd Howard requested on-air why Bethesda did not optimise Starfield for PC: ‘We did […] you might must improve your PC’
Do not ask Todd Howard a query if you happen to’re not ready for the reply. Particularly if you have not upgraded your gaming rig since 2016.
3. Former Sims lead says males would lie about how they performed throughout focus teams: ‘Really, what you probably did is you redecorated that loo’
Former Sims lead Rod Humble revealed in March that builders bumped into an fascinating downside whereas doing focus-group testing of The Sims 3: Some guys did not wish to speak about what they had been doing within the recreation as a result of it simply wasn’t manly sufficient. “I keep in mind a bunch of younger guys, and so they get into the room, it is a blended room, and we’re like, ‘Hey, what did you do?’ and so they’re like, ‘Murdered individuals. Went in and starved individuals, had intercourse with all people within the city’,” Humble stated. “However really, what you probably did is you redecorated that loo.”
2. Warner Bros. exec says Hogwarts Legacy’s bought 15 million, remodeled a billion {dollars}, and now they wish to do the identical with Superman
Pre-release unhappiness with the habits of Harry Potter creator and infamous transphobe JK Rowling threatened to forged a pall over the launch of Hogwarts Legacy, however ultimately the attract of the Wizard World received out: In Might, Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav stated the sport had bought greater than 15 million copies worldwide, incomes over $1 billion in gross sales. Zaslav held up the success of Hogwarts Legacy for instance for different Warner-owned franchises sooner or later: “It might be within the subsequent couple of years that we launch a Superman film and… individuals spend extra time and there is extra economics of individuals simply hanging out within the Superman world and universe.”
1. Bizarroland UN press stunt sees AI robots lined as much as promise they will not kill people, earlier than one says ‘let’s get wild and make this world our playground’
Yeah, proper.
What a 12 months, eh? We’ll be again for extra in ’24.
