Chick-fil-A, the favored quick meals chain that focuses on rooster and donating hundreds of thousands to anti-LGBTQ teams, is launching a streaming and leisure app subsequent month and, alongside it, an animated TV present for youths. 2024 continues to suck!
On October 21, Chick-fil-A introduced that it could launch its new free leisure app, Chick-fil-A Play, on November 18. The app will embody scripted “kid-friendly” podcasts, interactive video games, jokes, video recipes, crafting concepts, e-books, and authentic, unique streaming reveals. Considered one of these reveals will characteristic the Chick-fil-A cows—stars of the chain’s long-running “Eat Mor Chikin” marketing campaign—and one other is Evergreen Hills.
Right here’s the primary trailer for Evergreen Hills, which seems to be an animated sequence about children discovering some magical tree, and is based mostly on a sequence of adverts from just a few years in the past.
Should you’re curious, the animated sequence starring cows will seemingly look quite a bit like this brief launched by Chick-fil-A just a few months in the past. I’ll allow you to determine if that’s factor or not. Additionally, simply say the phrases “A Chick-fil-A Authentic Story” just a few occasions out loud and actually marinate in how dangerous this all is.
And now, right here’s a human being making an attempt to persuade you that it’s completely regular and logical {that a} quick meals restaurant that serves rooster sandwiches also needs to make TV reveals for youths. From the press launch:
“Hospitality and enjoyable have at all times been on the core of the Chick-fil-A household expertise, whether or not inside our Eating places and play areas, or via our Youngsters Meals,” mentioned Dustin Britt, govt director of name technique. “The Chick-fil-A Play App is a digital extension of that have and one other approach we’re reimagining ‘Play’ for our Company, in a singular approach via leisure that basically encourages time collectively.”
That’s a terrifying quantity of buzzwords and nonsense crammed into one paragraph, however it’s October, so I suppose it’s completely spooky. Anyway, if you wish to watch any of these items or learn books accredited by Chick-fil-A, the app goes dwell on Apple and Android on November 18. Take pleasure in?
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