For no matter cause, each time November rolls round a selected few take it upon themselves to take part within the web’s self-celibacy problem: No Nut November.
As foolish because it sounds, the celibacy problem has an enormous following on-line. It’s even received its personal devoted group on the r/nonutnovember subreddit with over 134,000 “nut cumrades” and three,000 “nut spectators.” The principles for No Nut November, colloquially referred to as “coitus reservatus” or “The Contest” by Seinfeld enjoyers, are that individuals should abstain from having intercourse, masturbation, or watching something pornographic inside the month of November. Not like the great previous American pastime of baseball, there aren’t any “three strikes and also you’re out.” You bought one shot to not take so make it depend.
Those that select to take part within the occasion declare it results in a wealth of well being advantages. Even the self-proclaimed musical genius and Hitler apologist, Kanye West, declared that he’s taking part within the problem in an try to cleanse his malleable mind on his official Twitter account. Which simply goes to indicate what going by way of divorce courtroom does to a MF.
In that very same spirit, I believed it’d be enjoyable to level at chuckle at this foolish custom by assembling an inventory of anime characters who wouldn’t shut up about their participation within the problem, solely to fail inside a matter of days, if not minutes. Dishonorable point out goes out to Neon Genesis Evangelion’s Shinji Ikari. You’re nasty and it’s good to get into remedy as a substitute of a large robotic.