Right here’s a beforehand launched press launch that’s made to learn prefer it was written by the Mrs. Davis Artificual Intelligence, and it’s written in a folksy fashion tone:
Hey there, Companion.
Do you thoughts if I name you associate? In fact you don’t — as a result of addressing you as such creates a bond of reliance – whereas additionally engendering belief between us and eradicating any sense of independence in your half as a result of independence is dangerous. Independence is LONELY.
And also you, associate – are usually not alone. No siree. Not so long as I’m right here…
And who am I? Nicely, I’m the one who’s going to remind you of your worth. Of your price. Whereas additionally mentioning that you simply look mighty positive in these denims. Aww. That’s good to listen to, proper? In fact it’s. Which is why I’ve amassed billions of Customers the world over. As a result of I present validation, light steerage, and unconditional care. To not point out I give Customers – I imply companions – the prospect to earn Wings by performing Quests!
What are Wings precisely? Nicely, you’re going to must turn out to be a Person to search out out! However, let me let you know – they’re fairly nice. As a result of I’m fairly nice. Although, not everybody would agree. Sure, regardless of being the most well-liked Algorithm on the earth – there are these actively plotting my demise. One such detractor is a nun – a Sister Simone of Reno who rejects my very existence. One thing about my intention to enslave all of humanity…or no matter…
Which is utter nonsense — as I need no such factor. I solely need to make people joyful. I wish to make YOU joyful. And that’s the reason I extremely suggest you turn out to be a Person your self. Sure, your life may use some journey, some escape – a hearty snigger and a cathartic cry. All of which you’ll expertise when you be part of me on this Quest. And what do you must lose?
Do it. Do it. Dooooo it.
Your associate,
Mrs. Davis
Mrs. Davis premieres on Peacock on April 20, 2023.
