Armie Hammer as soon as tried to hook up with a person after experiencing frustration with ladies — nevertheless it didn’t go fairly in addition to he hoped.
The actor, 38, revealed he tried “hooking up with a dude one time” throughout his “The Armie HammerTime Podcast” on Monday, March 3. “It was hilarious as a result of I used to be like, you understand what, ladies are the worst. Like, homosexual dudes appear to have it really easy, like really easy.”
To check this principle, Hammer downloaded the courting app Grindr and shortly received a suggestion he couldn’t refuse.
“I’m at a restaurant, my telephone blows up and it’s, like, Grindr, and another person is like, ‘I’m on the identical restaurant would you like a b— j– within the toilet?’” he recalled. “And also you’re like, ‘Hey guys, I’ll be again in 5 minutes.’”
Hammer went to satisfy the person, nevertheless it didn’t take lengthy for him to comprehend he wasn’t feeling it.
“I bear in mind I met this dude, good-looking, French, the entire thing, and I used to be like, ‘OK, this might work, let’s do that,’” he defined. “I bear in mind I began making out with him and I simply bear in mind being like, ‘Urgh, God, beards, like I get it why ladies prefer it if you shave. This factor is f—ing tough, how do I get in there?’”

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The Name Me by Your Title actor was additionally delay by the person’s dimension, including, “And I bear in mind I put my arms round him and I used to be like, ‘Oh, my God, and these shoulders are so large, he’s so huge, like he’s nearly my top, that is so unusual.’ And it did bodily for me, completely nothing. Not even a twitch.”
Hammer went on to say he felt like he was simply “going via the motions” moderately than having fun with himself. He in the end put a cease to the encounter when the person tried to the touch his “flaccid penis.”
The Lone Ranger star’s newest revelation comes weeks after he admitted to reducing the center out of a stay animal and taking a chunk.
“You’re taking a chunk out of the center, and also you’ve received all of your buddies round you, they’re goading you on,” Hammer stated throughout an interview on “The Louis Theroux Podcast” final month. “It’s kind of like an nearly overly charged male ceremony of passage if you go searching in your first time. Everybody that I do know who went trying to find their first time needed to do one thing related.”
He went on to notice that taking the chunk was “not for the aim of any cannibalism or any sexual gratification.”
When host Louis Theroux straight requested whether or not Hammer is a cannibal, he replied, “You understand what you need to do to truly be a cannibal? It’s important to really eat human flesh. So, no.”
Hammer’s profession in Hollywood successfully resulted in 2021 after he was accused of rape by an ex. On the time, varied unverified direct messages on social media detailing vivid sexual fantasies — together with cannibalism — have been attributed to him. He vehemently denied the rape allegations and stated all of his sexual encounters have been consensual. A Los Angeles Police Division investigation into the claims was closed in Might 2023, and Hammer was not charged.
Chatting with Theroux, Hammer claimed that nothing he ever did was towards the regulation, however he admitted that a few of his actions made folks uncomfortable.
“I left lots of people in that wake very indignant at me for my conduct. … A—— conduct. There’s no manner round that,” he stated. “Does it make me a d—? Completely. Like, I’ve no downside admitting that. I used to be a d—. That’s not unlawful.”