Boris Johnson pulls out early, for first time ever

Boris Johnson has pulled out of the Tory management contest, regardless of not being utterly completed fucking the nation. It’s believed to be the primary time he has pulled out early.

Sources say Johnson, who has at the very least seven kids to a few completely different girls, took a uncommon second to replicate on his life selections, had an extended have a look at the quivering British plenty and determined to do a runner earlier than there was any additional mess to scrub up.

Johnson mentioned he discovered the familiarity with Britain off-putting, having fucked it many occasions earlier than. He’s different alternatives overseas.

Much more to come back.

With @AdamReakes

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