I didn’t need to write this piece.
I’m near at the very least six of the 13 MPs. I’ve identified them for years. I’ve labored alongside some, was a scholar underneath others and campaigned for a number of of them over a couple of election. Virtually six extraordinarily disappointing months into their phrases although, I needed to pen this down.
Their tenure has been a horror present. It’s like a automobile crash that’s in gradual movement, however on repeat since Might 2022. Each huge blunder and tiny misstep is sort of a punch to the intestine and the successive emotions of disappointments have reworked into confusion and anger.
I want it wasn’t so. They’d so many possibilities to do the fitting factor, but it surely doesn’t really feel like that’s going to occur.
The By no means-Ending Inner Bickering
The cringe-worthy stunts throughout parliamentary periods felt extra like kitschy efficiency arts items, than opposition MPs on a platform within the constructing lots of of hundreds of Lebanese tried to occupy peacefully for months ( years even) with their naked our bodies being met with bullets and tear fuel and Hezbollah thugs each time.
However these stunts aren’t even the worst half. The worst half is how 6 months in, the 13 MPs we bought elected, nonetheless didn’t type a correct working framework or system to collaborate if not type an precise alliance.
They’re a bloc, however probably not. Some members don’t speak to one another. They couldn’t even agree on a voting mechanism to take selections when 9 out of 13 voted sure.
This watered down model of democratic work harkens again to the the Sulta-sponsored notion of both unquestioned unanimity, or no motion/place.
In different phrases, every one of many 13 has had veto energy. That very same “tawafukiah” democracy heresy that has dragged Lebanon into the abyss. The explanation that any hope for democracy in Lebanon died ages in the past: needing each single final particular person to say okay, or nothing will get executed.
That’s not how democracy works. That’s how a dictatorship pretends it’s getting a consensus when the fact is one armed militia is “guiding” them, by any means essential, they usually all do the music and dance of “consensus” like children within the DPRK do for Kim Jong Un at lunchtime.
There isn’t a excuses that 6 months in, they don’t even have common conferences or easy mechanisms of creating selections that even Zoom and Google Meet have built-in in them now.
I get that all of them ran in numerous lists, possibly some didn’t even know one another earlier than changing into parliamentarians. However six months is sufficient to do many troublesome issues, and doing what was clear voter sentiment within the elections, which was uniting forces, hasn’t occurred.
It’s okay in the event you don’t need to be united, simply come out and say it, as a substitute of Sulta-style tweets and press releases that give empty slogans and cliffhangers in picket Fusha Arabic.
Simply come out and say it in the event you don’t need to, or simply fucking do it. No less than inform us what’s the difficulty precisely, what are you not seeing eye to eye on? Trigger to date, it appears like bruised egos and a false sense of superiority, not basic coverage variations. Inform us why you aren’t capable of work collectively, what are these mysterious particular points? Six months in, we don’t even know what the issue is internally, and that’s coming from somebody “within the know” like me, not a journalist that spends their weekends sucking as much as politicians.
Neglecting the Machine That Acquired Them Elected
Other than Taqqadom, who’ve constructed a standard approach of working a political occasion in Lebanon, not one of the MPs labored to develop the help system they want of their constituencies. Your base doesn’t simply vote, it additionally helps you develop insurance policies, type opinions that align along with your voters and make sense and ensure you work for his or her pursuits, not at their expense to attain factors with Sulta partisans you have been elected to face as much as.
Parliament is a manifestation of the streets and neighborhoods, not a substitute for them. When you turn into MP, that’s once you use your platform to make sure the women and men that bought you in that seat, develop as effectively, so subsequent time, you do even higher and we construct upon the features, as a substitute of simply assume you’ll get their vote once more just like the unlucky followers of conventional events who nonetheless vote for a similar people who have betrayed them and ruined their lives and futures.
The place are the grassroots actions that knocked on doorways to get you votes? When was the final time you sat with them? When was the final time you helped make sure that these community develop, as a substitute of give you excuses of why you might be doing the other of what you ran on.
An MP with out an organized political motion behind them, is simply one other ineffective authorities worker getting a wage they’ll’t dwell off of.
“Ma Fina” is the brand new “Ma Khallouna”
I’m not being disingenuous and being mad that 13 MPs can’t vote for a president like some of us. It’s a numbers downside, I do know they’ll’t. So what’s the usage of beating your self up for not having the ability to do the unattainable with the present state of affairs.
Nevertheless, an MP can achieve this rather more than what our 13 have executed. Possibly we’re not used to seeing MPs that do the work, given the Sulta ones are simply butts in a seat that get informed what to vote over Whatsapp broadcast by their struggle felony or corrupt za3ims. That’s not what we voted for although.
What did you introduce to punish the banks and cupboard of ministers for the ponzi scheme that noticed our financial savings stolen by the folks you might be touring in your laughable “presidential initiative”? What did you do about dissolving the Berri Militia of parliament that put out residents’ eyes and assaulted unarmed tax payers and burned their belongings on a number of events? Inno, you simply say it, then by no means observe up? This isn’t an Instagram story that lasts 24 hours. That is coverage and bylaws you may work with those who elected you, to stress into changing into a actuality.
What concerning the Port blast? Lip service and photograph ops with the victims’ households is one thing you do as an activist, not as a parliamentarian when a few of your colleagues are fugitives on this crime of the century.
I problem you to call one factor the previous 6 months you probably did in parliament, apart from chumming it up with Hezbollah MPs and doing generic, empty stump speeches within the foyer.
You’ll be able to’t. There aren’t any. As a lot as I need there to be, there isn’t.
Heck, even after Hezbollah made a deal at our expense with Israel, and there was barely a peep…
Hezbollah Instantly OK
Whether or not you prefer it or not, the final election was a referendum on Hezbollah hegemony. “Change” lists with much more cash and higher floor recreation, like MMFD, that cozied as much as the Iranian regime militia, did horribly. It was clear the voters are not looking for appeasement with Nasrallah anymore, like March 14 politicians did when March 14 was nonetheless a factor.
So, why hasn’t Hezbollah been talked about as soon as? Why is that this ostrich-style hiding your head within the sand the place you took, once you ran on preventing the Sulta and corruption propped up and commanded by Hezbollah? That didn’t work for March 14 at its peak. It didn’t work for MMFD with all the cash and experience that they had. It is not going to work with a disjointed group of novices. It additionally actually gained’t get you re-elected.
You have been made MPs to cease this enterprise as common, not submitting to Hezbollah and aligning your agenda to one thing that makes Nasrallah completely satisfied and Mohammad Raad giddy about your pathetic “presidential initiative” that on its greatest day is a waste of ink, paper and fuel in your scooters for this disgraceful tour that did nothing.
So, touring to indicate a paper somebody copy-pasted type the Doha Accord days, of a president that “isn’t aligned” with out mentioning something about our precise issues, like Hezbollah’s violent oppression, the IMF negotiations, the financial collapse, and even Hezbollah’s normalization with Israel at Lebanon’s expense.
What the fuck was that? I wasn’t positive if it was our 13 MPs or some Syrian Occupation days-style “mediator” that rubber stamps what the regime needs to get a 30 second voice over on mainstream Lebanese politician TVs’ night information of their new fits and ties.
Get Your Shit Collectively or Resign
There’s nonetheless a little bit over two months earlier than 2023. When you don’t type one (or two or three) coalitions that work democratically, have enter out of your supporters and outline what you might be and what you stand for, it is best to resign.
When you do nothing to watch the Bassil-Hezbollah cupboard of ministers, your literal structure mandate, simply go residence.
When you defeat Charbel Nahhas within the elections, then undertake his “faux Hezbollah doesn’t exist and focus as a substitute on non-consequential, B-list has-beens that not pose a menace” coverage, then resign and go be part of him on daytime TV exhibits on Al Manar speaking about “tawafokiyyeh” underneath the specter of arms and violence.
If the networks that made you MPs, are falling into decay and disrepair, you’re not doing all your job, so higher to go residence.
Don’t turn into new March 14 politicians. Don’t rubber stamp Hezbollah hegemony with foolish stunts and amateurish speeches that work when you find yourself a motion on the street, not when you find yourself a lawmaker that’s supposed to indicate a unique approach of doing issues.
We didn’t elect you to have new faces with the identical speeches in a parliament underneath lock and key by Berri. We elected you to behave otherwise, so everytime you capitulate, your excuse can’t be that “that is politics”. This isn’t politics. Hezbollah’s Sulta is not going to share, they by no means have, by no means will, and that’s not what we need to occur. We wish illustration. How come every time we are saying one thing about Hezbollah, we get “oh, they symbolize people who voted for them, so we will’t do something!” Teb, we voted for you, you symbolize us, so why will we additionally have to bow right down to Hezbollah?
So, what are you compromising on precisely? Nasrallah out of the blue getting a conscience and remembering hey, possibly I shouldn’t blow up Beirut once more or assassinate anybody who doesn’t bend the knee? What a joke.
Wake the fuck up. Develop the fuck up. Do your jobs, or go residence. We gave you six months we didn’t have time for, and you continue to did worse than anybody may have imagined.
Test your egos. Take a day or two off from Marcel Ghanem propaganda excursions with flowers and annoying laughs and assume deeply of what your subsequent strikes are going to be.
What’s holding you again?
Why don’t need you desire a democratic course of?
Why did you out of the blue overlook Hezbollah exists?
When will you study that March 14 is useless, and you might be changing into an affordable knockoff of it: submission to Hezbollah whereas pretending it’s the “proper factor to do”?
Until, like March 14, you assume Hezbollah will allow you to steal a few of our cash so that you go alongside… Trigger, I don’t see that taking place girls and boys, they already stole every part and we is not going to allow you to do the identical factor they did to us.
Now we have paid an excessive amount of and this price us an excessive amount of to have a bunch of youngsters subtweeting one another and residing in lala-land divorced from what made them MPs within the first place.
We aren’t sheep. Our help will not be “bil rooh, bel dam” like Sulta sheep. We could have no mercy in 2026. Do the fitting factor.