Chelsea Handler is just not joking round when she says she’s “not geared up” to deal with youngsters.
“I didn’t know till I used to be 40 years outdated that the solar and the moon weren’t the identical factor,” Chelsea, 47, admitted. “My older sister Simone appeared up on the sky and he or she mentioned, ‘Chelsea, Chelsea, lookup. It’s not typically you get to see the solar and the moon on the similar time.'”
Chelsea responded, “However they’re all the time collectively,” earlier than embarrassingly elaborating that she “simply assumed when the solar went down, it popped again up because the moon.”
In different information, Chelsea additionally mentioned severe matters, like having youngsters, throughout an look on Immediately to advertise her new Netflix particular, Revolution.
“It’s vital to know whenever you don’t have the abilities to boost a child. You understand, as a substitute of shaming folks we must always say, ‘Oh good, good for you for figuring out that you just shouldn’t have a child!'”
“As a girl, I’m so sick — and have been so sick — of being requested that query repeatedly after I’ve made my views so clear to folks.”
Final 12 months on her iHeartRadio podcast, Expensive Chelsea, she defined how issues would play out “if” she had been to develop into a guardian. “If I had my very own, I’d be all about them,” she mentioned.
“I take a look at it like this — as a result of I don’t have my very own youngsters, I’m in a position to ship strangers to school. I’m in a position to help children that I’ll by no means meet, in international locations that I’ll by no means even go to. However I’m in a position to give a lot as a result of I don’t have my circle of relatives and to me, that’s my objective. I’d be a shitty mom. I’d be egocentric. I’d need every thing to be nice for my child and neglect about all the opposite children on the planet.”
I must carry Chelsea to my subsequent household gathering as a result of the “when are you having children” questions are completely exhausting.