Noting that he had handed his examination with flying colors, the Vatican has awarded His Holiness the Dalai Lama a senior function inside the Church’s ranks, after the Tibetan chief was capable of satisfactorily display key attributes of the function.
“He was capable of effortlessly abuse his energy round a younger little one, he was sexually inappropriate, deeply bizarre, and he did all of it sporting a ridiculous costume,” a spokesperson for The Vatican mentioned.
Catholic HQ famous that the Dalai Lama’s apology was significantly in line with the Church’s custom. “He received his PR crew to apologise for the transgression months after it occurred, and solely as a result of a video of the occasion emerged. And even then it was a reasonably half-hearted apology. We predict he’ll be good”.
The 87 12 months previous will transfer to The Vatican subsequent week, earlier than being shifted to a different parish later within the 12 months.
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