In a becoming celebration of the Morrison Authorities, a gaggle of subdued Liberal staffers gathered immediately to filter out their workplaces and have one last cum on a desk.
Eradicating their trousers within the nation’s home of democracy for one final time, the lads paused briefly to soak up the importance of the second, earlier than earnestly rubbing one out.
“Ah! I’m going to overlook this place,” one staffer stated as he ejaculated over his boss’s desk.
“There’s simply not sufficient respect for conservative values on this nation any extra,” one other added, utilizing a close-by flag to clear up the mess.
One other identified that woke PC tradition meant they wouldn’t be capable of do that at their new six-figure company jobs. “Apparently it ‘doesn’t match with Macquarie Financial institution’s values’. You’ll be able to’t do something anymore,” he stated, spraying over a chair.
Regardless of the group leaving Parliament Home for the ultimate time, sources have confirmed there’ll nonetheless be loads of wankers left within the constructing.
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