In the event you’re a follower of present affairs, you’ll know that “go lick the world” is just not a TikTok problem or a surreal on-line insult, however an instruction given by US President Joe Biden throughout a banquet speech final 12 months.
After all everyone knows that “lick” means “overcome”. However all of us made enjoyable of US President Joe Biden anyway as a result of world politics is absurd and laughing at politicians is a vital reflex.
Developer Pixel Play has determined to lean into the absurdity of latest politics with Go Lick The World, an off-the-cuff gaming twist on, effectively, the state of the world.
Gameplay-wise, Go Lick The World is a straightforward clicker. A rotating 3D illustration of planet earth hovers in the course of the display screen, and it’s a must to lick it (i.e., or, extra probably, faucet it along with your finger) as shortly as doable, securing leaderboard glory within the course of.
There’s extra. Orbiting round this polygonal planet are LickLink satellites, in a touching tribute to Elon Musk’s Starlink program. Tapping these nets you “Licktastic” achievements.
Different Licktastic achievements embrace the suspiciously familiar-sounding beer associated Style Bud, and Scream for Ice Cream – which celebrates US President Joe Biden’s love of the chilly stuff.
There are level boosters to gather, too. You’ll be able to nab your self a misplaced F35 jet, Lick Pressure One (or Air Pressure One for traditionalists), and a Purple Electrical Automobile, in one more nod to Elon Musk.
Plus, Go Lick The World accommodates a variety of controversial real-world artifacts, such because the White Home, the Nice Pyramids, and a disgustingly poo-covered San Francisco.
In the meantime, there are particular orbiting objects that change day-after-day. There’s Impeach-Mint Monday, Taco Tuesday, Swiftie Saturday, and no satirical week can be full and not using a day devoted to Pizzagate.
There are additionally Earth skins and equipment you’ll be able to earn by watching rewarded advertisements. The reward advert icon is a Lickinati” TV (set on the “new world order channel”, in fact), and is activated each couple of minutes. The Skins embrace a clown world face, trucker hats, an Uncle Sam patriotic hat, and plenty of extra. With future updates including many extra too…
Go Lick The World is free to obtain and play, although you’ll be able to pay to take away the advertisements. Different IAPs embrace a LickGPT add-on that does the tapping for you, and, in fact, a blue tick.
Head to the Google Play Retailer or the App Retailer proper now to begin licking the world into form.