Pre-schooler Jack Fawson has introduced that he will probably be dressing up as coal business lobbyist this Halloween, as a way to entry bigger, no-strings-attached handouts.
Fawson received the concept final yr after he was mistaken for a coal lobbyist whereas trick or treating final yr, and given $4 billion.
It was then Fawson knew he was onto one thing. “After that it was very easy,” Fawson stated. “I simply stated ‘Good day I’m from the mining business, give me all of your cash or I’ll run a nationwide promoting marketing campaign to deliver down the federal government,’ and the treats simply flowed”.
Grace Harlburn, 6, from Brisbane, stated the coal lobbyist concept was too apparent. She is going to as a substitute be dressing up because the consultant of an organization that provides immigration detention companies for asylum seekers on Manus Island. “My costume is just a bit PO Field on Kangaroo Island. I’m hoping to get $423 million, no questions requested”.
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