John Howard to run Iraq-war themed Easter egg hunt in which Easter eggs don’t actually exist

Former Prime Minister John Howard says he’ll mix the 20^th anniversary of the invasion of Iraq with Easter celebrations this 12 months, with plans to run a particular Easter egg hunt that comprises imaginary eggs.

“I’m going to get a couple of buddies round, inform them there are lots of of eggs hidden all through the backyard, waive round some fancy reviews and maps to show it, after which watch them run round like idiots. Then I’ll torch the place. Simply kidding. It’s my yard – I’d by no means destroy my very own property”.

He says that finally when folks realise there aren’t any eggs, he’ll proceed to insist that there are. “I’ll simply lie. Or say it was Jannette’s concept. It’s going to be a variety of enjoyable”.

He says he expects the hunt to final for at the very least a decade.

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