John Mulaney should be feeling relieved proper now!
Earlier this month, Anna Marie Tendler introduced on social media she’s releasing a memoir known as Males Have Known as Her Loopy. What can followers anticipate from the e book? She mentioned it’s all “in regards to the limitless supply of my heartbreak and rage — males.” Whoa. See the announcement submit (under):
Discuss an ominous tease that may have the boys in her life quaking of their boots! Particularly John Mulaney, proper? She and the comic have been married for SIX YEARS earlier than the scandalous and abrupt finish in 2021…
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John requested Anna Marie for a divorce — proper after she helped him get via a 60-day stint in rehab following a drug relapse. After all, the 38-year-old artist shared that she was “heartbroken” by the cut up on the time. She even revealed in an essay for Elle final 12 months that she skilled “extreme suicidal ideation” throughout the troublesome course of. The breakup turned much more painful when he very, very rapidly moved on with Olivia Munn, and so they welcomed their first baby collectively that very same 12 months. And it turned out the Predator star had been pining for him for fairly a while throughout his marriage! Oof.
With all of this in thoughts, one would assume Mulaney is an enormous a part of her memoir. The main focus, even! It’s actually what we anticipated when she introduced it! Nonetheless, a supply has come ahead to say in any other case!
An insider who has learn her manuscript advised Web page Six on Sunday that the Saturday Night time Reside alum will not be talked about and even alluded to within the e book — not even ONCE! As an alternative, Anna Marie talks a few completely different ex! They mentioned:
“He’s not in it, neither is he even alluded to. She talks in regards to the relationship previous to John.”
What?!?
Once more, you’d assume Mulaney can be a distinguished piece in a e book about her life — contemplating they have been married for six years and went via a tumultuous cut up! We imply, wasn’t he a supply of “heartbreak and rage”?? If something, you’d anticipate at the least a chapter in regards to the state of affairs in an effort to get extra e book gross sales!
However she wasn’t , apparently! As for the teaser she posted, the insider thought it was “fairly intelligent,” including:
“The belief is that it’s about John however he’s not in it!”
Wow. Sorry, everybody! Should you have been hoping for some juicy particulars from Anna Marie about John, you aren’t getting it! Not from this e book at the least!
We’re floored. The one factor we’ve to surprise is… Is that this all an enormous assertion? Is she telling Mulaney he isn’t even value writing about? Like he’s a blip? A six-year NOTHING? The best way he did to her by dropping her for Olivia Munn?? Hmm…
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