Following uprisings within the US and Brazil, Australia’s Parliament Home has fully unchanged its safety ranges, in preparation for an ambush by Scott Morrison supporters calling for his re-instatement as Prime Minister.
“We’re demanding Scott Morrison be instantly re-installed as Prime Minister!” is just not a phrase we’ve ever heard shouted, so we’re fairly relaxed in regards to the scenario right here,” a spokesperson for Parliament Home mentioned.
“We did have one occasion late final yr of a fanatical Scott Morrison supporter demanding entry to the MP chambers. However that was Scott Morrison himself, so we needed to let him in”.
One safety employee, who didn’t wished to be named, mentioned the Parliament Home forecourt had been swarmed this morning with folks demanding to be let in. “Nothing to do with Scott Morrison. It’s simply at all times busy round faculty holidays! Loads of keen folks lined up early to go on a tour of the constructing”.
An illustration by passionate Scott Morrison supporters has been organised for later this afternoon. Police say they’re holding tabs on each members.
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