In a speech to mildly excited supporters, new PM Liz Truss vowed to proceed to supervise the fast disintegration of Britain’s economic system, however with a barely extra critical hairdo.
“I’ll proceed to dismantle the NHS, however I’ll do it with all the buttons on my shirt carried out up within the right order,” she stated.
“With out the distraction of getting to maintain observe of seventeen kids throughout eight households, I will give my full consideration to doing nothing about inflation and rising power costs.
“And when it comes time to implement tax cuts that can widen inequality, you may relaxation assured that I’ll do it with out reciting a quote from historic Greek literature”.
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