Outgoing Prime Minister Scott Morrison has introduced his retirement from politics, saying he desires to spend extra time working his fingers via strangers’ hair.
Morrison confirmed he had been provided “dream job” as ‘Wash and Blow-Dry Coordinator’ at his native hair salon and can begin work on Monday.
“I’ll be working 30-40 minutes every week, so it’ll be a step up in workload. However they’ve stated I can convey my pictures crew with me every morning, in order that reveals they actually get me”.
The salon’s proprietor, Tania Hughes, stated Morrison can be good the function. “Principally he simply wants to have the ability to discuss shit for 10 minutes after which blow out a steady stream of sizzling air. So it’s similar to his earlier roles”.
Hughes stated Morrison might be paid the minimal wage, which she’s been informed he thinks is satisfactory.
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