Effectively, that is awkward…
Now that he’s been elected Home Speaker, Consultant Mike Johnson is discovering there’s just a bit extra scrutiny positioned on the individual three steps away from the presidency. However perhaps as an alternative of a highlight, the press ought to have introduced a blacklight??
The Republican from Louisiana enjoys his public picture as an upstanding, squeaky clear household man, however he might have inadvertently outed himself as what’s typically known as, nicely, a dang-ass freak.
Johnson doesn’t need you to see it anymore, however in a dialog on the Cypress Baptist Church in Louisiana final 12 months, he defined he has “accountability software program” put in on his laptop and cellphone. He defined in a now-unlisted video on YouTube:
“It scans all of the exercise in your cellphone, or your units, your laptop computer, what have you ever; we do all of it.”
This system, known as Covenant Eyes, screens your on-line exercise to be sure to don’t use porn. And he’s not utilizing it alone. He mentioned he and his teenage son Jack each have the software program put in! And so they monitor each other’s utilization! Effectively, that’s simply creepy… He mentioned:
“It sends a report back to your accountability accomplice. My accountability accomplice proper now’s Jack, my son. He’s 17. So he and I get a report about all of the issues which are on our telephones, all of our units, as soon as every week. If something objectionable comes up, your accountability accomplice will get a right away discover. I’m proud to inform ya, my son has bought a clear slate.”
Let’s be completely clear, he was bragging about this. Displaying what a fantastic, clear man and accountable dad he’s. However frankly, nicely…
Look, it’s type of like getting right into a date’s automotive and seeing a type of breathalyzers — the sort the place the automotive gained’t begin except you show your blood alcohol content material. It’s a pink flag. As a result of you understand who wants that? PEOPLE WITH A DUI!
That breathalyzer isn’t proof the individual doesn’t have a ingesting downside, it’s a positive signal they do have an issue. And this sort of software program needs to be an enormous pink flag that Mike has some points.
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Talking of which, did the identify Covenant Eyes ring a bell, btw? It did for us. And after just a few moments we realized the place we’d heard it earlier than. It’s the identical accountability software program Josh Duggar had put in on his cellphone and laptop! Keep in mind? Sooner or later after he bought busted in 2015, not simply taking a look at a ton of porn but in addition discovering dishonest companions on Ashley Madison, he needed to get the accountability software program put in to ship studies to his spouse Anna.
Josh Duggar, y’all! THAT’S the one different individual we’ve ever heard of utilizing this software program. Want any extra proof this needs to be thought of a pink effing flag??
Right here’s the proof btw:
COMPROMISE ALERT: Speaker Mike Johnson makes use of software program Covenant Eyes (discovered about at a Promise Keepers retreat) that scans all his digital units & provides a weekly report an “accountability accomplice” his 17 yr outdated son (so principally do not watch porn or your son/dad will know????) pic.twitter.com/SSWpB9IIDB
— Receipt Maven (@receiptmaven) October 31, 2023
There are a pair issues right here with the Speaker of the Home utilizing this software program.
First, there’s a really actual safety problem. All the pieces this man does on his cellphone and laptop is monitored by a non-public firm? Who can see this? What’s their safety like?? Overseas powers attempt to hack and compromise us on a regular basis nowadays, this looks like a very overt breach.
The opposite? Hear, we’re not within the enterprise of yucking yums or kink-shaming, and web porn might hardly be thought of kinky even. It’s simply fairly regular at this level. The issue? The unfortunately-named-at-this-particular-moment Johnson is the type of Christian who believes everybody else ought to adhere to his beliefs. He’s in opposition to abortion, clearly. However he’s even in opposition to contraception. Yeah.
Not solely that, he and his spouse are firmly in opposition to LGBT rights. We imply, principally their complete existence. They apparently suppose simply being homosexual is a sin and thus assist conversion remedy. We came upon final week Kelly Johnson‘s counseling service equates homosexual intercourse to bestiality. They’re THOSE kinds of Christians.
So to seek out out he’s the type of man who has accountability software program put in on his laptop? The hypocrisy, that’s the difficulty. Simply admit intercourse is a traditional, pure a part of the human expertise! Cease attempting to carry everybody to bizarre puritanical requirements you don’t even suppose YOU can reside as much as with no digital ankle monitor!
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