There are bombs, after which there are bombs like Madame Net, a film so unhealthy it not solely obtained an 11 p.c on Rotten Tomatoes, and it’s not solely Sony’s lowest-grossing Marvel film by a margin of $60 million, its personal star made it very clear she didn’t look after her personal film whereas she was presupposed to be selling it throughout the movie’s press tour.
That will be Dakota Johnson, who performs the title character. Johnson fired her brokers shortly after Madame Net’s trailer premiered — by no means a fantastic signal! — after which throughout its press tour she was about as candid in regards to the closing product as you’ll ever see from a serious film star, saying to Bustle. “You can not make artwork primarily based on numbers and algorithms. My feeling has been for a very long time that audiences are extraordinarily sensible, and executives have began to imagine that they’re not. Audiences will at all times be capable to sniff out bulls—.” Johnson additionally mentioned she in all probability wouldn’t make a superhero film ever once more.
However hey, Netflix has obtained all types of algorithms! And wouldn’t you recognize it? Regardless of its atrocious opinions, and the truth that it made solely $100 million worldwide, final week Madame Net grew to become the #1 film on Netflix in the US.
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That’s based on Netflix’s personal information web site, the place Madame Net topped the listing of movies within the U.S. final week, coming forward of Netflix originals like Mom of the Bride and Thelma the Unicorn, in addition to different licensed titles like Shrek and Shrek Without end After, The Tremendous Mario Bros. Film, and Dumb and Dumber To. (Finally, the world is starting to acknowledge the brilliance of Dumb and Dumber To.)
Worldwide, Madame Net was the #2 film world wide on Netflix, topped solely by the aforementioned Mom of the Bride. In complete, 10.8 million subscribers on Netflix watched Madame Net, for a complete of 20.8 million hours.
That’s lots of Madame Net.
Within the movie, Dakota Johnson performs Cassie Webb, an EMT who discovers precognitive talents after a near-death expertise. She additionally discovers {that a} man named Ezekiel (Tahar Rahim) with comparable powers desires to kill three younger ladies earlier than they’ll develop into spider-powered superheroes. (They’re performed by Isabel Merced, Celeste O’Connor, and Sydney Sweeney, who looks like she is regretting signing on for a supporting function in Madame Net as scenes are occurring throughout her.)
Cassie reluctantly seeks out the ladies and tries to guard them from Ezekiel, whereas additionally making an attempt to determine the place her mysterious tremendous powers come from. (Spoiler alert: They could have one thing to do with Ezekiel being with Cassie’s mother within the Amazon when she was researching spiders proper earlier than she died.)
Was Madame Net unjustly mistreated by audiences? Are discerning Netflix viewers lastly recognizing that it was a secret masterpiece? Uh, no. I noticed the film in theaters — paid my very own cash, in actual fact — and I can affirm it was as unhealthy as you heard. It might have been unhealthy by the requirements of the comic-book motion pictures of 20 years in the past, a lot much less 2024. As I wrote in my overview…
Like a number of these pre-Marvel Studios Marvel motion pictures, Madame Net appears vaguely embarrassed to be primarily based on a superhero comedian. The identical goes for Dakota Johnson, who performs the title character — though are you able to technically name somebody a title character if mentioned character by no means truly goes by the identify talked about within the title? Johnson performs Cassie Webb; nobody onscreen ever calls her “Madame Net.” With one very transient exception, she by no means wears a superhero costume within the movie, both. Like I mentioned, everybody appears a bit ashamed of what they’re doing. (Beneath the circumstances, that’s not an unreasonable response.)
However I get it; on Netflix, the value is correct. For those who’re already a subscriber you don’t have anything to lose by making an attempt it (apart from, you recognize, an hour and 56 minute of your valuable life you received’t get again). I’ve to imagine {that a} truthful variety of these 10.8 million subscribers are turning Madame Net off (or devoting their full consideration to Ruzzle on their telephones) lengthy earlier than it ends.
If you need to see what all of the fuss is about, Madame Net is now streaming on Netflix.
Motion pictures That Ought to Have Turn out to be Franchises However Didn’t
These motion pictures have been ok to get sequels, or complete franchises. But it surely by no means occurred for quite a lot of causes.
