Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has politely smiled and clapped by way of a mind-numbing 3-hour opening ceremony to mark her arrival within the afterlife.
The efficiency – a mixture of kitsch cultural references and agonising modern dance routines – at instances appeared as if it was by no means going to finish. However the Queen respectfully watched the entire thing, not even as soon as glancing down to take a look at her telephone.
After the ceremony, the Queen politely thanked these concerned, earlier than assembly with the performers.
Prince Philip, who was additionally there, mentioned it was essentially the most boring piece of shit he had ever witnessed.
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