Quote of the Month – March

1. Janine “There’s no must really feel dangerous. Even with out, , what occurred, one thing wasn’t fairly clicking with Maurice. I imply, if it was, I wouldn’t have, kissed you, proper?” Gregory “Proper” Janine “I’m going to go to bone city with Mo. After which, I’m going to interrupt up with him” Gregory “Wow. Okay. Nicely, that seems like an excessive amount of info, and in addition kinda merciless” Janine “I do know, however I figured if I gotta do that, I’d as effectively be filled with meat and coated in sauce” Gregory [pause] “Oh, you imply the barbeque restaurant!” 

2. Gregory “Do you assume the hat appears to be like dangerous?” Janine “Oh, uh, me? Um, I wouldn’t say it was dangerous. Like, I feel it’s simply totally different, like one thing you’d put on in “Indiana…Jones and the Temple of Dangerous Hats”

The Large Door Prize (Sandi) 

1. Cass “Hearken to me. Persons are gonna assume you can’t do that…” Jacob “Oh, I do know I can’t do that” Cass “You’ve bought this. Okay. You bought it” Dusty “The place did that come from?” Cass “I don’t know. I used to be simply feeling myself. Go, Jacob!”

Chicago PD (Lexi F) 

1. Kim Burgess: “Let’s go see our daughter.” 

2. Adam Ruzek: “Possibly there have been some instances the place possibly I felt extra, wished extra. And, uh, , she did not really feel the identical means, need the identical issues. However you alter, I adjusted, we adjusted and labored by means of it.” Kim Burgess: “I-I-I-I have never ever not felt… It isn’t that I did not really feel the identical means that he did. I did. I, um, I all the time have.”

The Conners 

1. Dan “Yep, the remainder of her life will likely be spent with solely me” Louise “Geez Dan, you make it sound like a life sentence” Dan “You’ve seen how I eat. How lengthy might or not it’s?” 

2. Jackie “So, we gotta hit the street. The place is open for 5 extra hours. We bought a two hour drive. So, I simply gotta put the pedal to the metallic” Dan “Alright” Jackie “Oh, my god. That’s precisely what I mentioned earlier than the accident. The, uh, state trooper informed me that he’d by no means seen a semi that cleanly cut up in half earlier than…”

Daisy Jones and the Six (Sandi) 

1. Daisy “I had the primary track within the nation, and I simply wished them to learn about it” Billy “However they weren’t there?” Daisy “No. They’d moved away” Billy “What? They moved away with out telling you. Jesus, Daisy. That is perhaps the saddest factor I ever heard” Daisy “Nicely, Billy, I hate to let you know this, however life’s filled with unhappy issues. And after I really feel unhappy, I take drugs. What do you do?” Billy “I do not know. I imply, that is…that is what I used to do, however I assume I simply really feel it” Daisy “Ooh. That’s the saddest factor I ever heard” 

2. Daisy “Let me hear it if you happen to’re in love tonight. I have been in love. And it hurts, would not it? Nevertheless it would not should. Love would not should be bombs and tears and blood. Love could be peace. And it may be stunning. And if you happen to’re fortunate sufficient to search out someone who lifts you up even when you do not deserve it that is the place the sunshine is. So, my want for you tonight, women and gents, is, discover somebody who helps you see the sunshine. This can be a love track”

The Equalizer (Prpleight) 

1. Harry: “Once I was a child, rising up Jewish, they instill all this concern in you, . Like “You are white till they discover out you are Jewish”, “Do not put on a Star of David out in public” You realize? And I, I did not pay any consideration to it, proper? I did not determine it was gonna apply to us, to our technology.” Dante: “Yeah. Discovered that out the exhausting means up in Gatling County.”

Ghosts (Sandi) 

1. Pete “Sam bought one other digital household information letter from daughter, Laura. And if you happen to recall, the final one ended on a cliffhanger, as my grandson, little Pete, was being fitted for a retainer” Isaac “Talking of dentistry, lots of people assume that George Washington’s tooth have been wood. Nevertheless it was truly simply his persona. He was boring, however tall” 

2. Hetty “You need to’ve considered that earlier than you traded your soul to avoid wasting snot-nosed urchin” Isaac “Eh, she was by no means a lot of slightly child particular person” Hetty “Nicely, that is nonsense, I employed a whole lot of them” 

3. Hetty “Benefit from the library, Nigel. There’s a chessboard down there. You might wish to examine it. As a result of I simply checkmated you” Nigel “Sure, I understood. Thanks”

Gotham Knights (Sandi) 

1. Harper “I care what occurs to you” Cullen “And if that have been true you wouldn’t be asking me to run” Harper “Cullen, what?” Cullen “I wish to keep and clear my title not solely as a result of, , I selected the rattling factor, however as a result of it’s lastly my alternative. You wish to go together with her? Go. I’m staying for Turner and Carrie. And for me”

Kin (Sandi) 

1. Frank “You realize, I’d have extra respect for her if she simply…if she was straight up and informed us the reality. Come on, I simply wish to hear you fucking say it.” Amanda “You fucking lied, Frank. When Jamie was murdered, you knew that Viking had brought on it. However you lied, and also you tried to purchase us all off with Eamon’s cash. To have a simple life. In order far I’m involved, no matter occurred to you, you had it coming.”
2. Bren “His title is Glen Wright. That’s the lad that shot Jamie. Now, we will’t let that so unanswered. You realize that, don’t you, Anthony?” Anthony “Yeah” Bren “So, I might pay somebody to try this for us. However that’d be flawed, ‘trigger Jamie is household. And you’d resent me for not providing you with the possibility to do what’s proper” Anthony “I wish to do it” Bren “After all you do. ‘Trigger you’ve my fucking blood in ya. You wish to understand how you go about doing one thing like this? Don’t consider it as, like, some fucking terrible job you need to do. Take pleasure in it. That’s the **** that killed your brother. So benefit from the look of concern on his face when he sees you coming in the direction of him and he realises what’s gonna occur. Take pleasure in it. Take pleasure in plugging him and watching him fucking die. Take pleasure in each little bit of it”

The Final of Us (Sandi) 

1. Joel: “It’s okay, child woman. I bought you”

Lopez vs Lopez (Sandi) 

1. Quintin “Yeah, it’s necessary to have an excellent work, life steadiness” George “You barely work, and you don’t have any life! You guys aren’t Gen Z, you guys are Gen Lazy!”

The Mandalorian (Sandi) 

1. Greef: “Watch out, my good friend. They’ve bought you outnumbered ten to at least one” Din Djarin “I like these odds” Greef “I guess you do”

A Million Little Issues (Sandi) 

1. Greta “Are we too late?” Eddie “I’m fairly certain we heard a child crying a short time in the past” Katherine “And also you’re optimistic it was a child, not Gary?” Rome “Oh yeah. We’ve spent sufficient time on this hallway to know what Gary bawling feels like. This can be a new particular person noise”

Quantum Leap (Sandi) 

1. Jenn “Nicely, I am undecided what to say both. I am horrible at speeches. It does remind me of a narrative about drowning bunnies. No, grasp on. It is only one bunny. There is a boy, and he sees a bunny. And he saves a bunny from the river. However then the following day, he sees one other bunny. However he saves that bunny too, after which one other, and one other. I am going someplace with this. I promise. So the boy learns that there is a farmer upstream who’s throwing bunnies within the river after he learns that they are consuming his crops. So what is the reply?” Ben “Is that this a narrative or a brainteaser?” Jenn “A narrative. If he goes upstream to see if the farmer will change his methods, then the bunnies within the river will all drown. See? There isn’t any proper reply.” Ben “Is that the top of your story?” Jenn “Yeah” Ben “OK. I…I do not get it” Jenn “The reply is you, Ben, since you are doing each, leap after leap, saving bunnies from the river, however you are additionally operating upstream attempting to vary what’s going to occur sooner or later. You are doing each, and it…it is exhausting. However the truth that you are able to do each is what makes you all of the extra a hero. You simply gotta belief that there is a means out of this. I do know you will be the one to search out it”

Shrinking (Sandi) 

1. Jimmy “We’re horrible folks” Gaby “Oh, man, we’re are some soiled slut pigs. Um, so, uh, what are you pondering?” Jimmy “I’m pondering, “What would Tia assume?”” Gaby “Nicely, , she didn’t like after I borrowed your gardener, so she certain as fuck will not be gonna like after I borrowed your dick” Jimmy “You didn’t precisely borrow it there, Gaby, I used to be handing it out like somebody offers away sweet at Halloween” Gaby “You begin giving freely dicks at Halloween, you’re gonna get arrested” 

2. Paul “Rent her. She’s a superb therapist” Gerald “Paul, I’ve already informed her she’s bought the job” Paul “Ooh. Nicely then, learn your emails, ‘trigger I am gonna end this. She’s probably the most empathetic clinician I’ve ever crossed paths with, which is why her sufferers love her a lot. And [SIGHS] I don’t inform her typically sufficient how a lot I worth her as a as a colleague. As a result of apparently, I am not good with the ladies I care about” Gaby “No, in no way” Paul “However I am engaged on it. And I plan to have it down by the point I am 140. And I’ll dwell until then, as a result of I drink a number of water” Gerald “Are you about accomplished?” Paul “Give me your automotive keys. You are my journey residence. I am going to wait within the automotive”
3. Jimmy “I additionally guilted him for being a egocentric son of a bitch, so…” Gaby “Yeah, that’s what it’s” Liz “Yeah, that is sensible” Brian “I nonetheless don’t love these two as associates” Gaby “And we don’t give a shit” Liz “It makes us stronger” Gaby & Liz collectively “Yeah. Mm-hmm” ~~~Disclaimer – I additionally love that these two characters have grow to be such agency associates, although I can see an enormous blow up between the 2 in some unspecified time in the future within the close to future. However I additionally assume that they are going to finally stroll themselves by means of no matter it’s that they conflict over, and find yourself making one another all of the extra stronger for it, which is why I like this change.

So Assist Me Todd (Sandi) 

1. Ava “I’m ravenous. When’s lunch? Are we gonna be staying in your sister’s storage your complete time? As a result of that may be so tragic. I don’t actually eat meat, until it’s bacon, however…I might make an exception, however you must actually watch these darkish net movies about how hamburgers are made. So intense. You look type of pale. Are you okay? Is it the homicide hamburgers? You don’t actually have to observe it. It’s simply attention-grabbing as a result of cows are my favorite type of farm anim…”

Son of a Critch (Sandi)
1. Younger Mark “Uh, I’ve determined I’m a vegetarian, so…” Mary “That is all her doing, isn’t it? Oh, too good for slightly meat fried up within the pan! Yeah, guess she will’t eat something, together with her fancy protestant nostril all caught up within the air!” [Piles mashed potato & gravy onto his plate] Younger Mark “I..mother!” Mary “Jesus Christ, there’s no meat in gravy!”
2. Pop “You realize, if there’s one factor that being outdated teaches you, it’s that you simply dwell on daily basis as if it was your final. And finally, you’ll be proper”

Star Trek: Picard (Sandi) 

1. Beverly “Will, did you simply throw an asteroid?” Will “Goddamn proper I did” 

2. Will “You realize, we have now saved the galaxy quite a lot of instances” Jean-Luc “And hopefully they’ll bear in mind” Shaw “Or, they may do not forget that time that somebody hot-dropped the saucer part of the Enterprise-D on a planet. Or, that point that somebody threw the Prime Directive out the window so they might snog a villager on Ba’ku. Or, the time that you simply boys practically worn out all of humanity by making a time paradox within the Devron system. Principally, in relation to rescues from hazard you two have an actual ‘rooster and egg’ factor taking place” Jean-Luc “These have been the times” 

3. Jean-Luc “Ro, don’t do that” Ro “I’m providing you with what you gave me all these years in the past. A preventing likelihood” Jean-Luc “Ro, I…I do see you. All the things. Forgive me. It’s solely now.”

Ted Lasso (Folie-lex) 

1. Roy: “Oy, what the f*ck’s a Hallmark Christmas film?” Ted: “Hey look man, I do not know what your beef is with Trent, however Imma want you to order off the vegan menu proper now and squash it. ‘Trigger your ego is about to sabotage much more than a foolish soccer match. You are feeling me? [Roy nods] Thanks. And Hallmark Christmas motion pictures are movies that characteristic girls from the large metropolis falling in love with their childhood crushes. It is often some fella who owns a Christmas tree farm. Someday he is additionally a Santa Clause or a prince. They suck, however they’re nice. However additionally they largely suck. However they’re additionally kinda nice. They’re good with the pontificate. Now go repair this, please.”

True Lies (Prpleight) 

1. Wolf: “Do you assume I am gonna kill you?” Harry: “Possibly.” Wolf: “Did I give it some thought? Yeah. However then Helen mentioned this very nice factor about seeds after which I used to be like, oh, no matter, by no means thoughts. I am not gonna do it.” Harry: “Seeds?” Wolf: “Yeah. You are a really fortunate man. Now let’s do that. Apart from, if I wished to kill you, you’d by no means see it coming.” (Harry strikes on into place.) Wolf: “Pew. Pew.” 

2. Helen: “And we wish to assist you in taking accountability on your desires. So, you can begin paying on your personal classes and tools.” Dana: “What are you guys saying?” Harry: “We’re saying we love you. We’re saying we consider in you.” Helen: “And we’re saying that Baskin Robbins is hiring.”

Wolf Pack (Prpleight) 

1. Harlen: “This was a extremely dangerous concept.” Blake: “Have we had an excellent one but?”

Younger Sheldon (Sandi) 

1. Sheldon “What are you doing out right here?” Georgie “I heard Mandy was having the infant” Sheldon “Sure, however that occurs inside” Georgie “I do know” Sheldon “Aren’t you stepping into?” Georgie “I can’t” Sheldon “Oh, these doorways are automated. You simply stroll in the direction of them they usually open”

1.  Aubrey: “I don’t get you, that. The entire proof factors to Zack. Even he can’t deny it, however now you don’t assume that he did it.” Sales space: “Look, it doesn’t matter. It’s only a intestine feeling. That’s all.” Aubrey: “Nicely, possibly your intestine wants a probiotic.”

Physician Who (Sandi) 

1. Brigadier “What’s all that about?” Liz “One other telepathic convention, I feel” Brigadier “That outdated chap?” Liz “’Fraid so!” Brigadier “Three of ’em! I did not know after I was effectively off!” 

2. Brigadier “Great chap. Each of them”

Scorpion (Prpleight)  

1. Paige: “Carry sufficient hand sanitizer?” Sylvester: “We got here right here to look at dung. So, to reply your query. No.”

Two Guys and a Lady (Sandi) 

1. Irene “You need me!” Pete “Okay. Yeah, you’re proper, Irene. All these years of snubbing you’ve been an elaborate ruse to get you in mattress, tonight” Irene “Wow, that is bordering on obsession. Don’t make me get a restraining order” Pete “You’ll be able to have mine. Simply reverse the names” 

2. Sharon “Speaking to lonely truckers once more?” Pete “No. I wanna go to the place the fires are, . Achieve expertise up shut” Berg “Okay, I’ll shove your head within the oven, you retain your eyes open” 

3. Sharon “Why are you in such an excellent temper?” Berg “As a result of tonight, I’ve an opportunity to show to Irene that she was flawed about me. All I would like is a good costume” Sharon “Oh, , Berg, along with your form you actually ought to put on pants” Berg “No. It’s for Irene…until I discover one thing actually attractive”

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