Good afternoon,
Within the final 24 hours now we have change into conscious of 1 new Scott Morrison ministry, bringing the whole variety of recognized ministries to 6. All six ministries are linked. We imagine there could also be additional undetected Scott Morrison ministries in the neighborhood – testing is presently underway. We apologise that there was an entire lack of testing undertaken over the previous two years.
There have been no resignations recorded so far, though sadly one profession is on life assist and is anticipated to die within the coming days. Our condolences to these affected.
As you might be conscious, Scott Morrison ministries are recognized to unfold in a short time. One minute you may be sworn in as Well being Minister, the subsequent factor you realize you’re in command of all the nation’s funds, assets and regulation enforcement. It could unfold exponentially and with out anybody else figuring out about it.
Signs to be careful for embrace a sociopathic want for energy, a bizarre obsession with secrecy and a mate referred to as ‘Christian’ who owes you a favour. There have additionally been studies of an entire lack of style, though in Scott’s case we imagine that has been a lifelong affliction.
A last reminder that in the event you imagine you will have unknowingly held a federal authorities ministry throughout the final 12 months, nonetheless briefly, please get your head examined instantly.
I’ll now hand over to the Chief Well being Officer, Scott Morrison.
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