For the value I paid for these I count on Emma to hand-deliver them to me subsequent time.
Of all of the deliciously messy actuality TV on the market, Promoting Sundown is a present you will all the time discover me going again to as a result of I really like seeing lovely properties I can not afford and delightful individuals who like to argue.
For those who’re all caught up on Season 5 — hell, even in case you simply obtained to Season 4 — then all concerning the present’s latest realtor/CEO of empanadas, Emma Hernan.
When Emma just isn’t busy risking her life on the fringe of infinity swimming pools, she’s operating a vegan empanada empire, and he or she’ll speak about it actually any likelihood she will get.
Hell, she even introduced some on a date together with her this previous season.
Now, provided that I am Mexican American and grew up on selfmade empanadas, my curiosity peaked once I heard…nicely, a non-Latina speaking about operating an empanada enterprise. Particularly one which carried issues I would by no means heard of, like cheeseburger empanadas.
And by “curiosity,” I imply I reacted precisely like my Mexican sister Vanessa right here when she first heard about ’em:
In keeping with what Emma has mentioned on the present (and the flyer I obtained once I purchased these), this enterprise dates method again to when she invested within the inventory market on the age of 14. When her grandfather, who owned the meals firm Yankee Dealer Seafood, handed away, she lent her household cash on the age of 17 to maintain the corporate afloat. It later turned a nationwide model, which impressed her to start her personal meals line named Emma-Leigh & Co., thus giving beginning to the cheeseburger empanada as we all know it.
Now, for many who do not know what an empanada even is, it is made by topping a spherical piece of dough with a protein of your selection (although different fillings, like pumpkin or cheese, can be utilized), folding the dough over, sealing the ends, after which baking or frying it. These scrumptious creations are extremely popular all through Latin America and Spain.
After months of questioning whether or not Emma’s enterprise was a rip-off or the true deal, I made a decision to chunk the bullet and order these unhealthy boys and put ’em to the take a look at. First, I checked on Emma-Leigh & Co’s web site. A lot to my horror, these empanadas run for an off-the-cuff $99.99 there. Sure, almost $100 for 36 FROZEN mini empanadas.
Add to that the truth that they solely ship east of the Mississippi, and would have seemingly charged me extra to ship to Los Angeles, the place I reside. I do not know if Emma is in some industrial kitchen making these by hand, however evidently, I needed to look elsewhere.
After some digging, I then discovered a QVC hyperlink to the empanadas on Emma-Leigh & Co.’s Instagram web page, the place the empanadas go for $63.65, with free transport. Now let’s be actual, this worth continues to be demonic for an empanada, and it is unclear to me why they’re cheaper right here, however I made a decision to go for it and click on “buy” anyway.
I ought to observe that Emma just lately introduced that the empanadas can now be discovered at Costcos “within the Northwest area” of the US, aka Seattle, for a extra reasonable-ish $10.99. The listing of different speciality supermarkets that present this product may be discovered right here. Evidently, I wasn’t gonna fly to Seattle for this, so QVC it was.
Regardless of listening to concerning the cheeseburger empanadas in Season 4 and 5, these weren’t even an choice on both Emma’s website or QVC’s website, so I needed to settle with shopping for a combo of beef and sausage pizza empanadas. I ordered them on Apr. 25, with the expectation that they’d arrive on dry ice by Apr. 29. Effectively reader, I ended up receiving them on Might 4. Nice.
They got here in a pleasant little styrofoam container that claims, “5 lb of dry ice inside” on the entrance of it with a warning that the product inside might be “extraordinarily chilly.” So that you assume, certainly the warning on the field wasn’t mendacity to me, proper?
Effectively, my belief points had been spot-on as typical. The field contained the empanadas, however there was no dry ice to be discovered. My guess is that if it was ever in there, it had already sublimated (become vapor) by the point I acquired the package deal. As an alternative, there have been two frozen refrigerant gel packs that had been conserving the empanadas chilled. However reader, the empanadas had been totally thawed. 🥴
Now, I noticed one assessment on QVC’s website that additionally complained about how they arrived thawed and had been suggested by QVC to throw them out and obtained a refund. However because the empanadas took so lengthy to get to me and I simply wished to strive them, I performed with my life and went ahead with the style take a look at. I do know, I am dumb. Here is the plastic bag they got here in, which is a distinct presentation than the way you’d discover them at a grocery store. I obtained 36 empanadas, the packages within the grocery store include 18.
Every sort of empanada got here in its personal individually labeled plastic bag, with cooking directions and simplified components on the entrance. The mini beef empanadas have Past meat, vegan cheddar shreds, salsa, and past meat crumbles.
The sausage pizza empanadas have Past sausage, vegan mozzarella shreds, and tomato sauce.
Since three completely different units of cooking directions are given, I made a decision to cook dinner every empanada three other ways to see if it could have an effect on the style and texture: pan fried on the range, baked in a traditional oven, and air fried.
However earlier than I dive into whether or not or not these had been edible, let’s speak concerning the look and dimension.
There is not any denying that they appear like what they are saying they’re: mini empanadas. Some are undoubtedly tough across the edges and principally resemble a fats, misshapen pizza roll, whereas others have the traditional half-moon form with the crimped edges. Right here it’s subsequent to a Lotería card, for scale:
However seems to be aren’t every little thing, in fact. So so far as how these look on the within, that is what the pizza sausage one seems to be like when sliced open. Loads of filling.
And here is beef. Additionally loads of filling.
Now, for the final word take a look at — the style take a look at! Let’s start with the pizza sausage.
Truthfully talking, it wasn’t unhealthy. It is laborious to mess pizza flavors up, however given their hurdle of constructing it vegan, it nonetheless works. In some ways, I anticipated this to style like a Totino’s pizza roll, and would not reader, it does.
The Past sausage is crumbled and tastes convincingly like actual meat, and the vegan cheese melts properly as nicely. You already know what pizza-flavored issues style like so I need not get poetic about it, however provided that this taste has Totino’s qualities at a premium value, I am undecided the value provides as much as the tip product.
Now, I’ll acknowledge that there aren’t many different vegan bite-size pizza snacks in the marketplace, however till these turn out to be extra accessible at their Costco worth nationwide (which continues to be heftier than Amy’s Kitchen frozen vegan pizza rolls), they’re simply not well worth the dent in your pockets. For those who’re wealthy like Emma although or reside in Seattle, go off.
When it comes to cooking methodology, these profit from being pan fried or air fried, not baked. Pan frying with oil clearly offers no matter you are cooking an added taste, which it did to those pizza empanadas. It additionally gave the dough a pleasant crunch. Nonetheless, I am a lazy bitch, and pizza is not often pan fried, so air frying ensures you get the crunch with out all of the added labor of frying one thing over a scorching range. Baking them in a traditional oven is not unhealthy, however it simply takes longer, and the 14–16 min window they advocate does not give the dough sufficient time to develop the type of flaky crunch I need.
Now let’s speak concerning the beef, ‘trigger I’ve obtained beef with it. I am going to play good and say, it’s edible! I feel somebody someplace on the market would genuinely take pleasure in this taste (I am you Crishell), however that somebody is not me.
I ate three of those simply to attempt to pinpoint the flavour in my reminiscence, and my mind nonetheless could not comprehend the combination of issues occurring in there. In the end, I really feel just like the addition of salsa to this empanada is what turned me off. Emma did describe this taste as “taco” on the present, and I kinda see what she was getting at given my style buds picked up on some grocery retailer taco seasoning amalgamation and salsa (with no actual kick to it, in my view).
Principally, the flavour profile is all over and left an odd aftertaste in my mouth. When wanting on the detailed ingredient listing, we have got the Past meat, a tomato puree salsa, and a mixture of a spices — two of that are apple cider vinegar and brown sugar. Biting into one felt like an assault on my tastebuds, so I cannot be voluntarily placing a fourth one in my mouth anytime quickly. If you need a “taco-flavored” something, simply purchase a taco please.
When it comes to cooking these, I truly do assume these profit from pan frying them, added labor and all. Whereas the flavour is all over by default, the addition of oil compliments this empananda filling over the pizza one far more. Air frying them is clearly a effective choice too for that crunch, with baking trailing final once more as a result of my oven simply does not do what its opponents can.
Total, are these empanadas value it? I might say, I am not the market Emma is on the lookout for. I’ll all the time advocate for getting empanadas from a neighborhood Latino-owned enterprise or making your individual earlier than I am going this route, however I acknowledge the comfort frozen meals gives, particularly with restricted vegan choices. The pizza one tasted effective and the dough was flakey in a great way, however I will not be shopping for these sooner or later.
If Emma ever expands, it’s going to hopefully convey the value method down, as a result of on the finish of the day we now have to name these what they’re: frozen appetizers. Empanadas may be discovered cheaper and higher elsewhere, and making them is a journey value taking if the opposite path prices a whopping $63.65.
For now, perhaps it is time to take the calzone market by storm as an alternative Emma.