Assume the Roy household is simply going to hug it out in Succession‘s remaining season? Yeah, we don’t, both.
A grumpy Logan reluctantly attends his personal party as Sunday’s Season 4 premiere kicks off, and Connor and Gerri are in attendance, as is Logan’s assistant/girlfriend Kerry. However his children Kendall, Roman and Shiv are conspicuously absent. As an alternative, they’re busy growing their new joint enterprise enterprise: The Hundred, a brand new media firm that Kendall describes (in typical Kendall trend) as “Substack meets MasterClass meets The Economist meets The New Yorker.” Shiv is late to the assembly, which makes Kendall and Roman suspicious: “Shivvy, are you snaking?” She admits she met with a politician’s transition staff, however they simply need “to speak about speaking.” The Waystar sale to GoJo is just two days away, and so they’re excited to start out contemporary with their very own factor. The one fear Roman has about it’s: “Is it actually too good?”
Logan glances round and grimaces because the partygoers sing him “Blissful Birthday,” seemingly in search of somebody who’s not there. Greg is there, although, and he introduced a brand new woman named Bridget — or, as Kerry calls her, “Bridget Randomf—ok.” Kerry is very suspicious of her: “Are you aware she’s not a hostile company asset?” (She additionally says Logan’s spouse Marcia is “in Milan purchasing, endlessly.”) Tom calls Shiv and confesses he had a drink final night time with Naomi Pierce (bear in mind her?), however he insists it was solely social, “not sexual.” A flustered Shiv runs and tells Kendall, who calls his previous relationship with Naomi a “carnival of mindf—ok.” Their antennae at the moment are formally up, and so they begin to suspect Logan is making a bid to purchase Pierce. (Once more.) Roman thinks their dad is simply messing with their heads… but when he’s, it’s working.
On the occasion, Connor contemplates blowing one other hundred million {dollars} on marketing campaign adverts to take care of his present polling — at one p.c. (He desires to remain within the dialog!) Tom pulls Logan apart and tells them all the pieces appears good together with his deal for Pierce. “Have you ever heard from the rats?” Logan asks him. Tom says no, however he does ask if he and Logan will nonetheless be OK if his trial separation from Shiv turns right into a divorce. “If we’re good, we’re good,” Logan tells him. Properly, that’s reassuring. In the meantime, Roman doesn’t wish to purchase Pierce; he desires to remain younger and lean, and he’s not even certain they will afford it. Shiv figures it’ll value 8 billion, and after the sale, they’ll have 2 or 3 billion between them, which is a begin. As for The Hundred, Shiv says: “It’s very thrilling… however it’s sort of bulls—t.”
Tom mercilessly mocks Greg’s date and her big purse, warning him she’s asking too many questions and consuming “like a famished warthog.” And in his protection, she did simply attempt to take a selfie with Logan, so… Shiv will get phrase that Pierce is “honor certain to a different purchaser,” however they didn’t precisely say no, so she gears as much as go make a last-minute pitch to Nan Pierce. Logan continues to be moping; when Kerry asks if he desires her to achieve out to his children, he says he simply desires to listen to from Nan Pierce, after which he ditches his personal occasion. Shiv confirms that Logan is the Pierce purchaser, however she is aware of Nan Pierce hates him, so she’ll be keen to satisfy with them. Roman tries to protest: Kendall simply desires to get again at Logan, and Shiv simply desires to get again at Tom. However he’s outvoted.
Logan has a meal together with his bodyguard, who he calls his “finest pal,” and shares his perception that persons are simply “financial models” earlier than lamenting: “Nothing tastes the identical because it used to, does it?” (He doesn’t consider in an afterlife, both: “I feel that is it.”) As Kendall, Shiv and Roman put together to jet off to satisfy Nan, Kerry calls and asks in the event that they’d think about calling their father on his birthday. They’re nonetheless ready for an apology, although, and switch her down flat. Connor worries that his marriage ceremony isn’t “particular sufficient” to get media consideration and talks Willa into getting married beneath the Statue of Liberty with a brass band and… bum fights? (They’ll iron all that out later.) Greg brags to Tom that he and Bridget simply received frisky in a visitor bed room, however he’s terrified when Tom tells him Logan has the entire place wired with safety cameras: “He watches it again each night time with a Scotch.” Tom tells him he must apologize — and when Logan abruptly ends the occasion and calls his internal circle into one other room, Greg is satisfied it’s about him. (Ha!)
Actually, it’s concerning the Pierce sale, and Logan will get the phrase that his personal children are the rival bidders. He’s livid — and poor Greg is attempting to inform him he fooled round in his home. He later tells Tom he assured Logan that he “by no means meant to soil these halls,” and when safety kicks Bridget out for posting concerning the occasion on social media, Greg lets them confront her with out him. (How chivalrous!) Nan meets with the Roy children, however she tells them it’s an advanced deal and it is likely to be too late. Kendall argues that Logan solely desires to purchase her firm to run it into the bottom, and Shiv guarantees they are often “aggressive” on value. Whereas Logan waits to listen to again, he prods his workers into roasting him to interrupt the strain. They make some feeble makes an attempt till Greg hits him with: “The place are your children?” (Ouch.) Logan roars proper again with an unprintable joke about Greg’s father, insisting to Gerri: “I’m not being horrible! I’m being enjoyable!” Properly, he’s having enjoyable, a minimum of.
After consulting her advisor, Shiv thinks they will supply 8 billion, whereas Logan tells Tom to come back in at 6. Naomi tells Shiv they recognize the supply, however they’re in search of “extra upside.” Tom calls Shiv, and he or she asks him what Logan’s bid is, however he received’t say. She bluffs that their ceiling is 12, and Tom bluffs that theirs is, too. Shiv hangs up and thinks they should go to 9.5, and Kendall suggests they go proper to a pleasant, spherical 10 billion. Roman reminds them that half a billion {dollars} is some huge cash, however he finally offers in, and Shiv goes again to Nan with a suggestion of 10 billion. “That offers us one thing to consider,” she replies, and shortly, Tom tells Logan they misplaced it as a result of Pierce acquired “a conversation-ending supply.” When Tom calls Shiv, Logan jumps on the decision and calls them “f—king morons” earlier than hanging up. They received! A really expensive victory, however nonetheless!
Shiv goes residence to search out Tom there and needles him about rumors of his sexual exploits: “Is Greg your wingman?” He presents to unpack their marital issues, however she doesn’t wish to get into all that: She says it’s time to finish it. As an alternative of crying and arguing, she thinks they need to simply want one another luck. Tom presents to have intercourse one final time, however she declines. As an alternative, she lays down on the mattress, exhausted, and so does he, at odd angles from one another. “We gave it a go,” she presents as they maintain palms. And again on the townhouse, Logan is up late watching ATN when he calls a community government to complain about what he’s seeing. He doesn’t just like the anchor. He doesn’t like every of it. “Are you dropping it?” he calls for to know earlier than hanging up. And doesn’t it look like when he asks that, in that bellowing Logan Roy voice of his, that the phrases echo round that large, empty room of his and bounce proper again at himself?
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