Saying he was simply doing what the neighborhood would anticipate of him, Former Goldstein MP Tim Wilson has overruled Collingwood selectors and named himself in tomorrow’s conflict towards Essendon.
“It’s well-known that Collingwood are lacking some key talls for this conflict – with Cox, Cameron, McStay and Howe all no-shows. So I’m merely placing my hand up and saying, as a really massive man myself, I’m finest positioned to step in and plug these gaps,” he mentioned.
Wilson responded angrily to claims that enjoying elite AFL soccer was not his job. “Look, I believe it’s disrespectful to politicise sport like this. It’s actually fairly easy. I’m going to be there on the MCG tomorrow anyway, I’ll have my soccer gear with me, so I’ll merely be serving to the staff out by placing myself centre stage in entrance of 95,000 voters”.
Collingwood coach Craig McRae mentioned he had by no means heard of Tim Wilson.
